英语课堂上的小笑话
冷笑话作为一种新兴的颇受年轻人和网民喜爱的语言方式,一般不会使读者在听到或者读到之后立即发笑,而往往会停顿一下才能明白其中的幽默点。下面是本站小编带来的英语课堂上的小笑话，欢迎阅读!
Silly doctor蠢医生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的医生，
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的医生开了一些药丸 ，
but they didn't help.
但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的时候，医生给他打针，
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也没什么效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的时候 ，医生告诉这名男子：
"Go home and take a hot soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."
“回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韵窗户都打开，然后站在通风处。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
这名病人抗议说：“但是医生，
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那么做的话，我就会得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
医生说：“我知道啦，别担心啦，我会治疗肺炎啦。”
英语课堂上的小笑话篇二Hearth Transplant心脏移植
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep .
有一名需要心脏移植的男子被他的医生告知，唯一可用的心脏就是一只羊的心脏。
The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.
这名男子最后同意了，医生就将羊鹃心脏移植到这名男子身上。
A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup.
就在手术后几天，这名男子前来接受身体检查。
The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?"
医生问他：“你现在感觉怎么样呀?”
The man replies"Not B-A-A-A-A-D!"
这名男子回答说：“还不错、错、错、错、错。”
英语课堂上的小笑话篇三Three Doctors 三个医生
Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.
三名医生藏身在观察野鸭的隐蔽处，有一只鸟从头上飞过。
The general practitioner looks at it and says,
一般家庭医生看着他说：
"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"
“看起来像-只鸭子，飞起来像一只鸭子……它可能是一只鸭子”。
shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.
就对着它射击，但是没射中，这只鸟飞走了。
The next bird flies overhead,
第二只鸟从头上飞过。
and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,
病理学家看着它，然后仔细翻翻阅好几页的野鸟手册说
"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."
“嗯……绿色的翅膀，黄色的鸟嘴，嘎嘎的叫声……可能是一只鸭子。”
He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.
他举起他的枪来射它，但是这兵鸟飞一了好远。
A third bird flies over .
第三只鸟从头上飞过。
The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turns to the patholoogist and says,
外科医生举起他的松，看都不看就射击，把鸟击落后就转向病理学家说：
"Go see if that was a duck."
“你去看看那是不是一只鸭子。”
