短一点的英语笑话精选

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雨伞(中英)

A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall，but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes.”When he came back，he found，instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written，"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall come back.”

一位住在旅馆的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里，不过他在伞柄上系了一张卡片，上面写道，“此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士。我将在十分钟内回来。”当他回来时，发现雨伞已经不翼而飞，取而代之的是另一张卡片，上面写着:“此卡是一位一小时能跑十英里的人留下的，我将永远不回来了。”

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就是我(中英)

A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, and then asked, "Can you identify yourself?" Looking puzzled，the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, and then smiled, "Yes, it’s me all right.”

一位年轻漂亮的女士到银行取钱。出纳员在检查了她的存折后问道:“您能证明您的身份吗?”这个女孩听了这话以后看上去很迷惑，随后她从手提包里拿出一个小镜子。她对着镜子照了一会儿，笑了:“对呀，这就是我。”

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谁的错(中英)

Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercise, surely your mother wilt blame you!

老师:贝蒂，你作业中出了这么多错，你妈妈一定会责怪你的!

Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I' II blame her. Because it was she who did my homework instead.

贝蒂:责怪我?啊，不会的。正相反，我倒要责怪她呢，是她替我做的作业。

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完美的反驳(中英)

Do you mind if I smoke?

你介意我抽烟吗?

I don’t care if you burst into flames and die.

我不在乎你点着自己然后烧死。

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马克吐温下的定义(中英)

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

动物标本剥制师和收税员有什么区别?

The taxidermist takes only your skin.

动物标本剥制师只是剥皮。

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海湾危机(中英)

When Bush’s top advisors told him there was a GULF crisis, he misunderstood and went to practice his chipping.

当布什总统的高级顾问告诉他发生了海湾危机，他误会了意思，然后去练习高尔夫球的切球技术去了。

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父亲的亲笔签名(中英)

Teacher: Tom, you haven't shown your parents the examination papers, have you?

老师:汤姆，你没把你的考卷给你的父母看，是吗?

Tom: Yes, I have, sir.

汤姆:不，老师,我给看了。

Teacher: But I can’t find your father's John Hancock on the papers at all.

老师:可是我在上面根本没找着你父亲的亲笔签名啊。

Tom : Here，sir. (Showing his whipped arms to the teacher.)

汤姆:在这里老师。(汤姆向老师露出手臂上的鞭伤)

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打字(中英)

Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here.

老师:玛丽，你的打字有进步，这儿只有十七个错。

Mary: That's great!

玛丽:那太棒了!

Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence. . .

老师:现在我再来看看第二句……