幽默英语口语笑话大全

英语笑话是很有用的，小编今天就给大家带来了英语的笑话，有时间的可以多多看看，大家一起学习一下吧

　　英语笑话一

“I am sorry”。

“I am sorry， too” 外国人回答。

“I am sorry three” 我道。

“What are you sorry for?” 外国人问。

“I am sorry five” 我说……

男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)

女：ActuAlly I''d rather have the money.(不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。 )

　　英语笑话二

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)

女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。)

男：Can I have your name?(直译：我能有你的名字吗?)

女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)

　　英语笑话三

男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)

女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

CLASS: Big hands!

4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have the

beach 沙滩上有趣的对话 A man was sunbathing naked at the

beach. 一男于沙滩上裸晒。 For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, 为了文明点，也因为怕太阳灼伤它he had a hat ove